If I were Elected

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Posted by admin on 24 Mar 08 -

The course of the race for the White House is pathetic. Everybody is talking about change, but after the announcement of the winners, we do not see what is going to shit we have ever seen. We do not yet have the health or campaign reform. The funds are in the conduct of war and weaponry dwarfs, the money goes into education. Seniors are always later, while huge amounts of money in the research are to Viagra and other similar things.

I want to run, but with the money that I had no chance. But if I, I would like to propose that the following changes.

First, I would like to see the country, the committee, a rotation, which has designated for achievements in their respective fields. They pay a decent wage, but you should not too much to all that is done in the service of the rich countries. Is it too much of the line? Imagine a farmer in the position of secretary of Agriculture, a professor directs the Department of Education or a doctor sends medical concerns?

While I spoke to you, I want to see those positions of our government.

Secretary of Gray Areas — I did not attend the meeting, if someone can not “grey areas”, but nobody ever told me that what they are. If the country, it’s time we knew.

Department of Convenience Stores —- Who determines what they offer and manure-11 - 7 or Circle K’s? Who does, it provides garbled. All things close to the body is very bad for us, and you could not find bread. These places should be arranged. And wages should be women because of the nature and the opportunity to familiarize themselves with connections from the sale of Camel.

Ombudsman —- I hear this concept, all the time, and it seems important. I have not the faintest idea of what they should be doing, but we have one. I think this should be a “beer”.

Minister of Patience —- People are too in a hurry. Slow down, people. We are only accelerate our decline.

Department of whistleblowers-could be asked to Ratfink reserves, but we need more people in reporting within major groups. Too many CEOs are working with the spirits before moving to the front.

Department of Research at the existence of Bigfoot —- I know it is there. I hope it is honest and with a contract with the Portland Trailblazers. We have not had a decent big man in the middle because Walton.

Alien abductions Minister Too many reports anal probe. If you want the experience of our people, we should take control of the occupation of the probe, and perhaps offer some sort of compensation. My insurance covers only every five years. I do not want to pay, the ass (pun intended) are not allowed for a thorough.

Department of Wizards-Why not? Nothing else will work.

Department of Good Faith —- We are increasingly in demand, accept things on good faith “, but nobody can tell me what the hell. Some examples also highlight the bad faith. We need standards. How can we “initiatives based on faith,” without it?

Secretary of mine Lawn Ornaments disappear as on wheels. Where the hell are these things? I think he made some context of the anal probe, but it is time to stop speculation. I would like my birdbath.

Department of Nonsense —- I’d likely that the inhabitants of Bush. You have cable.

But these are only daydreams. I have never in the discussion. You can not make a phone call with a bullet or mud to say “what the f ###?” Nationally, television. Besides, I inhaled.

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